Persistence in Old Age
The new doctor during a routine checkup handed an 85-year-old gentleman a small jar and said,“Take this home and bring back a sample tomorrow.” The next day, the old man returned… with the jar s...
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A moment in time….
This image takes me back to one of the hottest days I have experienced in my years. The thermometer read forty-five degrees celcius but with humidity it felt like fifty plus. The hot air upon exiting ...
From the mouth of babes…
Little Johnny, just six years old, came home from school looking flustered and red-faced. His mom, curious as ever, greeted him at the door with a smile. “How was school today, Johnny?” she asked,...
Three Chimps in Car
A blonde woman was driving along the highway, about two hours outside San Diego, when she saw a man waving her down. His truck was parked on the shoulder, clearly broken down. As she rolled down her w...
THE WISDOM OF THE AGED
Four older men are walking down a street. They turn a corner and see a sign that says, “Old Timers Bar – ALL drinks 10 cents.” They look at each other and then go in, thinking this i...
Alway know where you are!
AN OLD WOMAN WALKED UP AND TIED HER OLD MULE TO THE HITCHING POST. AS SHE STOOD THERE, BRUSHING SOME OF THE DUST FROM HER FACE AND CLOTHES, A YOUNG GUNSLINGER STEPPED OUT OF THE SALOON WITH A GUN IN O...
Everything in Moderation
All things in moderation, including moderation….Socrates The philosophers of Ancient Greece had quotes for everything. Like modern mixologists their words were meant to intoxicate the listener w...
Old is New Again…
The Pendennis Club, a gentlemen’s club founded in 1881 in Louisville, Kentucky, claims the old-fashioned cocktail was invented there. The recipe was said to have been invented by a bar...
Tomorrow is a promise…
The power of the message. I posted this a few weeks back and still chuckle when some customers finally seize the message. Tomorrow is only a promise we diligently make to ourselves. We too often put o...
A little Sunday Humour
There were two men who played golf together frequently. One was several strokes better than the other. The lesser player was very proud, and never wanted to take any strokes to even up the game. One S...