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On getting older…..

May 8, 2012 mrbarmaster
So, in about 55 minutes the odometer of my life will roll over to another number.  At the tender age of 43 I am officially closer to the present retirement age in Canada (65) than to the age of adult...
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Deja Vu!!

May 8, 2012 mrbarmaster
A drunk goes into a bar. The bartender tosses him out as he is too drunk. The drunk walks back into the bar. Again, the bartender throws him out for being too drunk. Again the drunk walks into the bar...
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The Drunk

May 8, 2012 mrbarmaster
A drunk walks into a bar and says to the bartender, “Drinks for all on me. That is including you, bartender.” The bartender follows the man’s order and says, “That will be $42....
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At least I’m consistent

May 8, 2012 mrbarmaster
I had my usual Thursday night at the bar.  This is why I like Thursdays.  I have my regulars to keep things consistent and then the odd duck of a customer or a rowdy group that keeps me alert.  Lik...
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A grocery list for the wife

May 8, 2012 mrbarmaster
A fellow came into a bar and ordered a martini. Before drinking it, he removed the olive and carefully put it into a glass jar. Then he ordered another martini and did the same thing. After an hour, w...
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HAIL CAESAR!

May 7, 2012 mrbarmaster
From WIKIPEDIA “A Caesar or Bloody Caesar is a cocktail created and primarily consumed in Canada. It typically contains vodka, Clamato (a proprietary blend of tomato juice and clam broth), hot s...
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From one of our blog followers

April 25, 2012 mrbarmaster
Do Roman paramedics refer to IV’s as “4′s”? If love is blind, why is lingerie so popular? When someone asks you, “A penny for your thoughts,” and you put your two cents in, what happens to...
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Gotta Laugh!

April 20, 2012 mrbarmaster
A fellow came into a bar and ordered a martini. Before drinking it, he removed the olive and carefully put it into a glass jar. Then he ordered another martini and did the same thing. After an hour, w...
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LISTENING TO YOUR BOSS!!!

April 20, 2012 mrbarmaster
A bar owner in the Old West has just hired a timid new bartender. The owner of the establishment is giving his new hire some instructions on running the place. He tells the timid man, “If you ev...
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An Appreciation of What We Have

April 19, 2012 mrbarmaster
Recently, a customer dropped by for a pint during the afternoon.  He is visually disabled and requires help up and down the stairs of our location. On this particular day when there was no one around...
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