Q: How do bunnies stay healthy? A: Eggercise Q: What has long ears, four legs, and is worn on your head? A: An Easter bunnet! Q: What do you call the Easter Bunny after a hard day’...
A Scotsman, an Englishman and an Irishman are sitting in a bar in New York reminiscing about home. “Back in me pub in Glasgow,” brags the Scotsman, “fer every four pints of stout I o...
I was raised, not by wolves as some people believe but by caring and nurturing parents and grandparents that taught me to be kind to others and always polite. Two incidents in two days convinced me ...
It will be over in about 14 hours. I feel somehow relieved and a little sad . My forty days of disciplined eating is coming to an end. NO, I am not going gorge like Henry VIII when midnight rolls arou...
A man is stranded on a desert island, all alone for ten years. One day, he sees a speck in the horizon. He thinks to himself, “It’s not a ship.” The speck gets a little closer and he...
After a particularly poor game of golf, a popular club member skipped the clubhouse and started to go home. As he was walking to the parking lot to get his car, a policeman stopped him and asked, R...
A seaman meets a pirate in a bar, and they take turns to tell their adventures on the seas. The seaman notes that the pirate has a peg leg, hook, and an eye patch. Curious, the seaman asks “So, ...
Too often we get caught up in the Rat Race. The turbidity of every day life melts into weeks and months and years and before you know it we have lived a lifetime. The winter season is especially p...
I have stopped counting days. It’s irrelevant. I am committed, or should be she that likes my lenten cuisine, and so the day count is out. Next Sunday, the 15th of April, I will cele...
My last customer the other night has been a regular irregular for twenty-five years. He was a boisterous teen who we ejected from the pool hall every day for being a punk and behaving like one. He was...