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Time can bring change! The Kid finally gets it. Well almost! & Buyer Beware

March 23, 2012 mrbarmaster
My last customer the other night has been a regular irregular for twenty-five years. He was a boisterous teen who we ejected from the pool hall every day for being a punk and behaving like one. He was...
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One last joke for a sunny Thursday afternoon

March 22, 2012 mrbarmaster
A cowboy walked into a bar and ordered a whiskey. When the bartender delivered the drink, the cowboy asked, “Where is everybody?” The bartender replied, “They’ve gone to the ha...
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Laughter is the best tonic….

March 22, 2012 mrbarmaster
Guy walks into a bar and sits at a table. Tells the waitress, “I’ll have a Bloody Mary and a menu.” When she returns with his drink, he asks “Still servin’ breakfast?R...
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Three Little Pigs

March 19, 2012 mrbarmaster
One day a little pig walked into a bar. He drank a couple, then got up to leave. he asked the bartender, “Which way to the bathroom?” She answered, “Go down the hall, first door on y...
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The Caker and His Woodchipper

March 19, 2012 mrbarmaster
A good customer of mine who has managed thru sheer force of personality to make it in with crowd we have nicknamed the Caker. He is by virtue of his birth a purebred, Canadian, right-wing, beer slingi...
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Happy St. Patrick’s Day

March 17, 2012 mrbarmaster
It is St. Patrick’s Day.  A day to inbibe and get your Irish on.  The Irish are amongst the funniest people around and they canlaugh with the best.  So today we begin with a classic Irish toa...
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An old bottle of Scotch

March 14, 2012 mrbarmaster
Two Scotsmen had been pals since childhood and had shared everything over the years. One day, Angus won a rare bottle of Scotch in a door prize. Immediately, Jock says “Open it up and we’l...
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1942 Don Julio

March 3, 2012 mrbarmaster
Just added Don Julio 1942 to our selection of tequilas at the bar. What a brilliant Mexican export. 1942 tickles olfactary nerves aromas of sweet grass and smokey vanilla. On the tip of the tongue it ...
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Dying fo Arts Sake

March 2, 2012 mrbarmaster
An artist asked the gallery owner if there had been any interest in his paintings currently on display. “I’ve got good news and bad news,” the owner replied. “The good news is ...
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Tic Tock Clock Talk

March 2, 2012 mrbarmaster
While proudly showing off his new apartment to friends, a college student led the way into the den. “What is the big brass gong and hammer for?” one of his friends asked. “That is th...
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