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Giving the customer their due!

February 7, 2014February 7, 2014 mrbarmaster
Photo: Courtesy of Liz Manikas @Big Boys Scarborough, Ontario LET THE GAMES BEGIN! Go Team Canada Go! The Gold Medal Burger. Our 1/2 lb. burger topped with HOME-MADE slow-roasted Pulled Pork, crispy o...
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The Cat and the Parrot

February 7, 2014February 4, 2014 mrbarmaster
An art connoisseur passed a little grocery in New York when he noticed a kitten on the front step lapping up some milk in a bowl. The cat was mangy with one ear half chewed off and clumps of fur missi...
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Let it snow….Pt 2

February 6, 2014February 5, 2014 mrbarmaster
The other morning I woke to a 15cm (six inches for our US readers) of snow. Thankfully it was powdery which eased some of the stress on my aching joints and muscles – it has been a long winter a...
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Never trust a lawyer!!!

February 6, 2014February 3, 2014 mrbarmaster
A wealthy lawyer was riding in his limousine when he saw two men along the roadside eating grass. Disturbed, he ordered his driver to stop and he got out to investigate. He asked one man, “Why a...
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Coffee after

February 5, 2014February 4, 2014 mrbarmaster
CAFE CASINO ROYALE The other day rodent meteorologists predicted six more weeks of winter; a gloomy forecast for continued bad weather. When the weather outside has you feeling the winter blahs, inves...
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Investing time

February 5, 2014February 2, 2014 mrbarmaster
The actions of gravity, running water, glaciers, waves and wind act in conjunction to shape our global landscapes – turning proverbial mountains into mole hills.   Wind lashes landscapes mo...
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A wee dram…and no more

February 4, 2014February 1, 2014 mrbarmaster
Many years ago I discovered this scotch at a steakhouse in Las Vegas. A great run at the blackjack table necessitated the best steak dinner be consumed. In support of my digesting the 50 oz porterhous...
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The Godfather!!

February 4, 2014February 3, 2014 mrbarmaster
A mafia Godfather finds out that his bookkeeper of 20 years, Guido, has cheated him out of $10 million. Guido is deaf which is why he got the job in the first place. The Godfather assumed that since G...
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Rolling Snake Eyes

February 3, 2014February 1, 2014 mrbarmaster
I returned, and saw under the sun, that the race is not to the swift, nor the battle to the strong, neither yet bread to the wise, nor yet riches to men of understanding, nor yet favour to men of skil...
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Some Monday Morning Knotty Jokes

February 3, 2014February 2, 2014 mrbarmaster
A string walked into a bar, hopped on the barstool, and said, “Bartender, gimme a beer.” The bartender said, “I’m sorry, sir, we don’t serve strings here.” Disappoi...
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