A wealthy lawyer was riding in his limousine when he saw two men along the roadside eating grass. Disturbed, he ordered his driver to stop and he got out to investigate. He asked one man, “Why a...
CAFE CASINO ROYALE The other day rodent meteorologists predicted six more weeks of winter; a gloomy forecast for continued bad weather. When the weather outside has you feeling the winter blahs, inves...
The actions of gravity, running water, glaciers, waves and wind act in conjunction to shape our global landscapes – turning proverbial mountains into mole hills. Wind lashes landscapes mo...
Many years ago I discovered this scotch at a steakhouse in Las Vegas. A great run at the blackjack table necessitated the best steak dinner be consumed. In support of my digesting the 50 oz porterhous...
A mafia Godfather finds out that his bookkeeper of 20 years, Guido, has cheated him out of $10 million. Guido is deaf which is why he got the job in the first place. The Godfather assumed that since G...
I returned, and saw under the sun, that the race is not to the swift, nor the battle to the strong, neither yet bread to the wise, nor yet riches to men of understanding, nor yet favour to men of skil...
A string walked into a bar, hopped on the barstool, and said, “Bartender, gimme a beer.” The bartender said, “I’m sorry, sir, we don’t serve strings here.” Disappoi...
Guess These Every Day Words 1. F_ _K 2. PU_S_ 3. S_X 4. P_N_S 5. BOO_S 6. _ _NDOM Answers: 1. Fork, 2. Pulse, 3. Six, 4. Pulse, 5. Books, 6. Random ******* This fellow who had spent his whole life i...
If you live in the northern climes, and own a home and not a condominium you are obligated by nature to occasionally shovel snow. The snowbanks get higher and higher and your frustrati...
From my earliest days I have enjoyed taking photographs. A camera provides an instant capture of a moment for later reminiscence. I have taken thousands and thousands of photos over 40 years. The old ...