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Without knowledge we are clueless…..

January 30, 2014 mrbarmaster
Last May, a friend informed me he was undertaking to tell an epic tale of survival from WWII in a cinematic fashion.  Now after months of hard work in North America, Greece, and Israel he has almost ...
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Some Thursday funnies…

January 30, 2014 mrbarmaster
Tom, Dick and Harry went to a party. After the party they returned to the hotel. The hotel was 600 stories high. Unfortunately for them, the elevator was not working. They made a plan for the first 20...
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Forgive me father….

January 29, 2014January 27, 2014 mrbarmaster
A drunk staggers into a Catholic Church, enters a confessional box, sits down but says nothing. The Priest coughs a few times to get his attention but the drunk just sits there. Finally, the Priest po...
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The Machete Marauder that found his inner Prince Valiant.

January 28, 2014January 28, 2014 mrbarmaster
For a quarter century, I have served the lads and lasses the finest libations and offered up an ear to those who needed to be heard.Where did time fly? Mixology has been and continues to be a most int...
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Liquor Lesson

January 28, 2014January 27, 2014 mrbarmaster
A man walks into a bar and orders a 12-year-old scotch. The bartender, believing that the customer will not be able to tell the difference, pours him a shot of the cheap 3-year-old house scotch that h...
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A Feast to Remember

January 27, 2014 mrbarmaster
Chateaubriand for two. A one hour gastronomic miracle I prepare once a year. No special occasion required just a great meal with my wife. Every meal I prepare with one goal in mind – satisfying ...
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Job Stress

January 26, 2014 mrbarmaster
A passenger in a taxi leaned o … A passenger in a taxi leaned over to ask the driver a question and tapped him on the shoulder. The driver screamed, lost control of the cab, nearly hit a bus, dr...
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Out of the darkness….

January 26, 2014 mrbarmaster
We are all guided by an inner light, the hearth of the heart.  This light allows us to keep marching forward when the darkness envelops us.  The hearth is fueled by our notion of self survival and s...
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Conformity can be a self defeating….

January 23, 2014January 22, 2014 mrbarmaster
“Do not follow where the path may lead. Go, instead, where there is no path and leave a trail.”   – Ralph Waldo Emerson Think back during the course of your life-time. How often were told y...
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The Rich Get Richer….

January 23, 2014January 22, 2014 mrbarmaster
A fellow walked into a bank in New York City asking for a loan for $4000 dollars. “Well, before we lend you the money we are going to need some kind of security” the bank teller said. “No proble...
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