A passenger in a taxi leaned o … A passenger in a taxi leaned over to ask the driver a question and tapped him on the shoulder. The driver screamed, lost control of the cab, nearly hit a bus, dr...
We are all guided by an inner light, the hearth of the heart. This light allows us to keep marching forward when the darkness envelops us. The hearth is fueled by our notion of self survival and s...
“Do not follow where the path may lead. Go, instead, where there is no path and leave a trail.” – Ralph Waldo Emerson Think back during the course of your life-time. How often were told y...
A fellow walked into a bank in New York City asking for a loan for $4000 dollars. “Well, before we lend you the money we are going to need some kind of security” the bank teller said. “No proble...
Am I missing something? I used to think that pants were to be worn to cover one’s cheeks not to prop them up. Recently we instituted a “If it’s on the Jersey Shore we don&...
The temperatures outside are a little past frigid. The polar vortex over North America has plunged temperatures to unbearable lows. What does a body need to fight off the pernicious cold of winter...
So, this pirate walks into a bar with a captain’s wheel crammed down the front of his pants and the bartender says, ‘why have you got a captain’s wheel crammed down the front of your pants?’ A...
HOW TO SAY CHEERS IN GAELIC! Sláinte (SLAHN-chə) is a word literally translating as “health”[ and is commonly used as a drinking toast in Ireland and Scotland. An Irishman walks i...
A guy walks into a bar with his pet monkey. He orders a drink, and while he’s drinking, the monkey jumps all over the place, eating everything behind the bar. Then the monkey jumps on to the poo...