“Well,” snarled the tough old sergeant to the bewildered private. “I suppose after you get discharged from the Army, you’ll just be waiting for me to die so you can come and sp...
Every new customer that crosses the threshold and enters the bar is a potential new customer and repeat patron – a good barkeep works hard to grab these patrons. Yesterday a guy walked in...
Use, do not abuse; neither abstinence nor excess ever renders man happy. Voltaire (1694-1778) The saying mhden agan (meden agan) was inscribed on the temple of Apollo at Delphi. It means R...
Malibu Bay Breeze 1 1/2 oz Malibu Coconut Rum 2 oz cranberry cocktail 2 oz pineapple juice garnish with a pineapple wedge On a recent trip to Mesquite, Nevada I spotted this concoction on a menu at a ...
There was a fly speeding around a farm one day when he came upon a fresh pile of fresh cow manure. Since it had been hours since his last meal, he landed on it and began to eat. He ate and ate and ate...
“Well,” snarled the tough old sergeant to the bewildered private. “I suppose after you get discharged from the Army, you’ll just be waiting for me to die so you can come and sp...
We all aspire to be remembered, rewarded and regarded in high esteem. This is easily done. Get up in the morning. Treat others you encounter with respect. Act in a moral and ethical way that can...
All the passengers are seated on a plane out on the tarmac and the stewardess announces “we’re just waiting for the pilots.”. The passengers look out the window and see two men, dressed as pilot...
A little joke first….because we all need a little laughter everyday. A new guy in town walks into a bar and reads a sign that hangs over the bar. FREE BEER FOR THE PERSON WHO CAN PASS OUR TEST! ...