Q: How do bunnies stay healthy?
Q: What has long ears, four legs, and is worn on your head?
A: An Easter bunnet!
Q: What do you call the Easter Bunny after a hard day’s work?
Q: What do you get when you cross a chicken and the Easter Bunny?
A: A good Easter.
: How does the Easter Bunny say Happy Easter?
A: Hoppy Easter!
Q: What would you call the Easter Bunny if he married a chicken?
A: The very first rabbit to lay an egg!
Q: What’s pink, has five toes, and is carried by the Easter Bunny?
A: His lucky people’s foot!
Q: Why is Easter like whipped cream and a cherry?
A: Because it’s always on a sundae!
Q: What does a Chinese restaurant serve for Easter?
A: Colored eggrolls!
Q: Why do we paint Easter eggs?
A: Because it’s easier than trying to wallpaper them!
Q: Why did the Easter Bunny have to fire the duck?
A: Because he kept quacking all the eggs!
Q: Who is the Easter Bunny’s favorite movie actor?
A: Rabbit De Niro!
Q: What’s long and stylish and full of cats?
A: The Easter Purrade!