A bear walked into a bar, slapped a $50.00 bill on the bar and ordered a beer. The bartender looked at the $50 bill, then at the bear and said; “I’ll be back in a minute.” He went to his manager and stated what had just occurred. The manager told him to go back to the bar, give the bear a beer, $.50 change and strike up a conversation.
The bartender drew a beer, placed it on the bar, took the $50 bill, tossed fifty cents on the bar and said; “You know we don’t get many bears in here”. The bear looked at the 50 cents, then at the beer, then said to the bartender; “$49.50 for a beer I can see why!”
A mushroom walks into a bar. He sees a pretty lady sitting all by herself so he walks up to her and takes a seat. He offers to buy her a drink. “No way,” she replies, “you are a mushroom.” “Come on now,” he says, “I’m FUNGI (fun-guy)”