Start the week with a few laughs

Two men are sitting next to each other in an Irish-style pub in New York City. They both order pints of Guinness. One of them turns to the other and says “So where are you from, then?”

“I’m from Ireland.”

“Me too! I’ll drink to that.” They both finish their pints and order two more.

“Where in Ireland are you from?”

“Dublin.”

“Me too! I’ll drink to that.” They both finish their pints and order two more.

“Where in Dublin are you from?”

“The East Side.”

“The East Side? Me too! What a coincidence! I’ll drink to that!” They both finish their pints and order two more.

“Where on the East Side are you from?”

“McDonagh Street.”

“Me too! This is incredible! I’ll drink to that.”

As the bartender pours them another two pints, another customer at the bar says to him, “That’s amazing! I can’t believe they’re from the same street in Dublin. What’s going on?”

“Oh, it’s nothing amazing,” says the bartender,”it’s just the Ferguson twins getting sloshed again.”

 

*****

A man walks into a bar, sits down, and orders a drink.

“Hey, nice tie!” comes out of nowhere. He looks up at the bartender to see if he had said anything, but since he was on the other side of the bar the man just ignores it.

“Hey! Nice shirt!” The man looks up but, again, the bartender is engaged elsewhere.

“Hey! Nice suit!” The man then calls the bartender over and asks him if he keeps talking to him.

“It’s not me, it’s the complimentary peanuts.”

mrbarmaster

mrbarmaster

A mixologist is a cross between parent, psychologist, and priest. I am simply the guy behind the bar willing to listen and advise if asked to.

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