Some silliness for hump day!!

21st century kids standing in a museum, looking at a Egyptian mummy with 1227BC written below.

1st kid: What does that mean?

2nd kid: Must be his BBM pin…

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Q: What do you call a camel without a hump? A: Humphrey (Hump-free).

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A mother and baby camel are talking one day when the baby camel asks, “Mom why have I got these huge three toed feet?”
The mother replies, “Well son, when we trek across the desert your toes will help you to stay on top of the soft sand”. “OK” said the son. A few minutes later the son asks, “Mom, why have I got these great long eyelashes?”

“They are there to keep the sand out of your eyes on the trips through the desert”, the camel mother answers.

“Thanks Mom” replies the son. After a short while, the son returns and asks, “Mom, why have I got these great big humps on my back??”

The mother, now a little impatient with the boy replies, “They are there to help us store water for our long treks across the desert, so we can go without drinking for long periods.”

“That’s great mom, so we have huge feet to stop us sinking, and long eyelashes to keep the sand from our eyes and these humps to store water, but… Mom?”

“Yes son?”

“Why the heck are we in the Metro Toronto Zoo?”

 

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Q: What do you call a camel with FOUR humps?
 A: It’s a Saudi Quattro.

 
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