An amnesiac walks into a bar.
He goes up to a beautiful blonde and says, “So, do I come here often?”
A weasel walks into a bar. The bartender says, “Wow, I’ve never served a weasel before. What can I get you?”
“Pop,” goes the weasel.
So this lawyer walks into a bar and asks “Is this where I take the exam?”
A three-legged dog walks into a saloon, his spurs clinking as he walks, his six-shooter slapping at his furry hip. He bellies up to the bar, stares down the bartender, and proclaims, “I’m looking for the man who shot my paw.”
They may not be the best jokes you have ever heard but we all need to laugh at times. A little humour goes a long way in making our day better.