Some rib ticklers!
An amnesiac walks into a bar.He goes up to a beautiful blonde and says, “So, do I come here often?” A weasel walks into a bar. The bartender says, “Wow, I’ve never served a weasel before. What...
Author: mrbarmaster
A mixologist is a cross between parent, psychologist, and priest. I am simply the guy behind the bar willing to listen and advise if asked to.
All tequila is not the same!
Several years back, a good friend of mine who is also a liquor brand representative introduced me to one of the best tequila brands I have ever tasted, Tres Generaciones. This distillate is not your u...
Some Bar Humour!…Laugh if you must!
A roman guy walks into a bar, raises 2 fingers and says, ” Can I have 5 beers please ? \ Bill Gates walks into a bar and everyone inside becomes a millionaire, on average. And now for our featur...
MY BOURBON LOVE STORY
Bourbon was foreign to me until my first night in residence during university. One of my floor mates, who I would quickly learn was an alcoholic at a tender age, had packed a case of Jim Beam when he ...
A well worn cover may cover a masterpiece
Too often judgement calls must be made when a customer walks into the bar. Before pouring a pint, building a cocktail, or pulling the tab on can of cheap beer the bartender must try and know his cus...
A little hemlock
A guy walks into a bar, orders a drink and stares at if for half an hour. The guy next to him. A burly, tattoed giant of man grabs the drink fro him and gulps it down slamming the glass down on the ...
Some Humour!
A blonde, a brunette and a redhead went into a bar and asked the bartender: Brunette: “I’ll have a B and C.” Bartender:“What is a B and C?”. Brunette: “Bourbon and Coke.” Redhead:...
On giving thanks
Life gives and gives and sometimes we have to take notice and give thanks. I must give thanks to the guy last night in the “suped-up” mustang with the German flags on both windows who had ...
A gorilla and turkey and why and alarm is important!!
A gorilla walks into a bar and says, “A scotch on the rocks, please.” The gorilla hands the bartender a $10 bill. The bartender thinks to himself, “This gorilla doesn’t know th...
A Monday Morning Treat
A man walks into a a bar, drinks a couple of beers, and prepares to leave. The bartender tells him he owes $8. “But I already paid you. Don’t you remember?” says the customer. “...