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A mixologist is a cross between parent, psychologist, and priest. I am simply the guy behind the bar willing to listen and advise if asked to.

Some Bar Humour!…Laugh if you must!

June 2, 2015November 28, 2019 mrbarmaster

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A roman guy walks into a bar, raises 2 fingers and says, ” Can I have 5 beers please ? \ Bill Gates walks into a bar and everyone inside becomes a millionaire, on average. And now for our featur...
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MY BOURBON LOVE STORY

June 2, 2015November 28, 2019 mrbarmaster

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Bourbon was foreign to me until my first night in residence during university. One of my floor mates, who I would quickly learn was an alcoholic at a tender age, had packed a case of Jim Beam when he ...
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A well worn cover may cover a masterpiece

May 12, 2015May 12, 2015 mrbarmaster

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Too often judgement calls must be made when a customer walks into the bar.  Before pouring a pint, building a cocktail, or pulling the tab on can of cheap beer the bartender must try and know his cus...
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A little hemlock

May 12, 2015 mrbarmaster

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A guy walks into a bar, orders a drink and stares at if for half an hour. The guy next to him.  A burly, tattoed giant of man grabs the drink fro him and gulps it down slamming the glass down on the ...
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Some Humour!

September 9, 2014September 9, 2014 mrbarmaster

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  A blonde, a brunette and a redhead went into a bar and asked the bartender: Brunette: “I’ll have a B and C.” Bartender:“What is a B and C?”. Brunette: “Bourbon and Coke.” Redhead:...
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On giving thanks

June 25, 2014 mrbarmaster

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Life gives and gives and sometimes we have to take notice and give thanks. I must give thanks to the guy last night in the “suped-up” mustang with the German flags on both windows who had ...
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A gorilla and turkey and why and alarm is important!!

April 7, 2014 mrbarmaster

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A gorilla walks into a bar and says, “A scotch on the rocks, please.” The gorilla hands the bartender a $10 bill. The bartender thinks to himself, “This gorilla doesn’t know th...
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A Monday Morning Treat

March 10, 2014 mrbarmaster

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A man walks into a a bar, drinks a couple of beers, and prepares to leave. The bartender tells him he owes $8. “But I already paid you. Don’t you remember?” says the customer. “...
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Some Sunday Funnies During The Olympic Gold Medal Hockey Game

February 23, 2014February 22, 2014 mrbarmaster

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  Wayne Gretzky, Mario Lemieux and Steve Yzerman all die and meet in heaven. God is sitting in his chair waiting for them. God says to the three legends, gentleman before I let you in, you must t...
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A Classy Dame and Cocktail Lesson

February 18, 2014February 18, 2014 mrbarmaster

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Many years ago, in a bar, far, far away an elderly lady taught me everything I needed to know about being a mixologist. It was a slow, Sunday afternoon in the middle of a hot July. I had barely opened...
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