Author: mrbarmaster
A mixologist is a cross between parent, psychologist, and priest. I am simply the guy behind the bar willing to listen and advise if asked to.
At least I’m consistent
I had my usual Thursday night at the bar. This is why I like Thursdays. I have my regulars to keep things consistent and then the odd duck of a customer or a rowdy group that keeps me alert. Lik...
A grocery list for the wife
A fellow came into a bar and ordered a martini. Before drinking it, he removed the olive and carefully put it into a glass jar. Then he ordered another martini and did the same thing. After an hour, w...
HAIL CAESAR!
From WIKIPEDIA “A Caesar or Bloody Caesar is a cocktail created and primarily consumed in Canada. It typically contains vodka, Clamato (a proprietary blend of tomato juice and clam broth), hot s...
From one of our blog followers
Do Roman paramedics refer to IV’s as “4′s”? If love is blind, why is lingerie so popular? When someone asks you, “A penny for your thoughts,” and you put your two cents in, what happens to...
Gotta Laugh!
A fellow came into a bar and ordered a martini. Before drinking it, he removed the olive and carefully put it into a glass jar. Then he ordered another martini and did the same thing. After an hour, w...
LISTENING TO YOUR BOSS!!!
A bar owner in the Old West has just hired a timid new bartender. The owner of the establishment is giving his new hire some instructions on running the place. He tells the timid man, “If you ev...
An Appreciation of What We Have
Recently, a customer dropped by for a pint during the afternoon. He is visually disabled and requires help up and down the stairs of our location. On this particular day when there was no one around...
In honour of Easter – some teehees
Q: How do bunnies stay healthy? A: Eggercise Q: What has long ears, four legs, and is worn on your head? A: An Easter bunnet! Q: What do you call the Easter Bunny after a hard day’...
A little teehee for the Sunday Reader
A Scotsman, an Englishman and an Irishman are sitting in a bar in New York reminiscing about home. “Back in me pub in Glasgow,” brags the Scotsman, “fer every four pints of stout I o...