Some bar humour….
A drunk stammers out of a bar and runs into two priests. He runs up to them and says, Im Jesus Christ. The first priest says, No, son, Im Jesus Christ. So the drunk says it to the second priest. The s...
Author: mrbarmaster
A mixologist is a cross between parent, psychologist, and priest. I am simply the guy behind the bar willing to listen and advise if asked to.
All in a days work…
Pool player on phone: Is there a tournament today? Petrinas: What makes you think there is a tournament? Pool player on phone: Well I read your flyer and it says there is a tournament at 11:00 Petrina...
Relax – It’s Just a Raw Steak
On a recent dinner date with my lovely wife we were confronted by and incorrectly cooked steak. A half-bloodied slab of meat was placed before my wife whose choice of steak is normally medium to wel...
Some silliness for hump day!!
21st century kids standing in a museum, looking at a Egyptian mummy with 1227BC written below. 1st kid: What does that mean? 2nd kid: Must be his BBM pin… ******* Q: What do you call a camel without...
Eat my dust…and forms of communication
A grizzled old man was eating in a truck stop when three very large, leathered bikers walked in. The first walked up to the old man, pushed his cigarette into the old man’s pie and then took a s...
Get our from behind the 8-ball
In the billiards world being “behind the eight-ball” refers to being in disadvantageous position on the table. Your next shot is tenuous because of where your cue ball lies. In life, t...
Start the week with a few laughs
Two men are sitting next to each other in an Irish-style pub in New York City. They both order pints of Guinness. One of them turns to the other and says “So where are you from, then?” ...
A port in any storm…
Port is not for the very young, the vain and the active. It is the comfort of age and the companion of the scholar and the philosopher. -Evelyn Waugh I am neither young, active or vain so it is only f...
Blondes Do Have More Fun and Some Other Saturday Sillies
A guy took his blonde girlfriend to her first football game. They had great seats right behind their team’s bench. After the game, he asked her how she liked the experience. “Oh, I really ...
Surviving The Ice Storm
December 2013 Ice Storm Just before Christmas, much of the Toronto area was kneecapped by Mother Nature. I talked to lots of people about how they handled the weather catastrophe and over and over peo...