Laughter is the best medicine.
Especially when the doctors are kids. 1) NUDITYI was driving with my three young children one warm summer evening when a woman in the convertible ahead of us stood up and waved. She was stark naked! A...
Author: mrbarmaster
A mixologist is a cross between parent, psychologist, and priest. I am simply the guy behind the bar willing to listen and advise if asked to.
A Classy Dame and Cocktail Lesson
Many years ago, in a bar, far, far away an elderly lady taught me everything I needed to know about being a mixologist. It was a slow, Sunday afternoon in the middle of a hot July. I had barely opened...
Some Bar Humour
We apologize for the laughter in advance Two dragons walk into a bar. The first one says, “It sure is hot in here.” His friend snaps back, “Shut your mouth!” A screwdriver rolls into a bar. Th...
The Old Fashioned – New Again
The Old Fashioned conjures up an scene from a different era. A bar man in an apron with pockets holding all his tools. A gentleman customer with a fedora. A wooden top bar. Dim light. I can’t re...
Some rib ticklers!
An amnesiac walks into a bar.He goes up to a beautiful blonde and says, “So, do I come here often?” A weasel walks into a bar. The bartender says, “Wow, I’ve never served a weasel before. What...
All tequila is not the same!
Several years back, a good friend of mine who is also a liquor brand representative introduced me to one of the best tequila brands I have ever tasted, Tres Generaciones. This distillate is not your u...
Some Bar Humour!…Laugh if you must!
A roman guy walks into a bar, raises 2 fingers and says, ” Can I have 5 beers please ? \ Bill Gates walks into a bar and everyone inside becomes a millionaire, on average. And now for our featur...
MY BOURBON LOVE STORY
Bourbon was foreign to me until my first night in residence during university. One of my floor mates, who I would quickly learn was an alcoholic at a tender age, had packed a case of Jim Beam when he ...
A well worn cover may cover a masterpiece
Too often judgement calls must be made when a customer walks into the bar. Before pouring a pint, building a cocktail, or pulling the tab on can of cheap beer the bartender must try and know his cus...
A little hemlock
A guy walks into a bar, orders a drink and stares at if for half an hour. The guy next to him. A burly, tattoed giant of man grabs the drink fro him and gulps it down slamming the glass down on the ...