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A mixologist is a cross between parent, psychologist, and priest. I am simply the guy behind the bar willing to listen and advise if asked to.

Some bar humour….

February 17, 2014February 16, 2014 mrbarmaster
A drunk stammers out of a bar and runs into two priests. He runs up to them and says, Im Jesus Christ. The first priest says, No, son, Im Jesus Christ. So the drunk says it to the second priest. The s...
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All in a days work…

February 16, 2014February 16, 2014 mrbarmaster
Pool player on phone: Is there a tournament today? Petrinas: What makes you think there is a tournament? Pool player on phone: Well I read your flyer and it says there is a tournament at 11:00 Petrina...
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Relax – It’s Just a Raw Steak

February 13, 2014February 12, 2014 mrbarmaster
On  a recent dinner date with my lovely wife we were confronted by and incorrectly cooked steak. A half-bloodied slab of meat was placed before my wife whose choice of steak is normally medium to wel...
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Some silliness for hump day!!

February 12, 2014February 12, 2014 mrbarmaster
21st century kids standing in a museum, looking at a Egyptian mummy with 1227BC written below. 1st kid: What does that mean? 2nd kid: Must be his BBM pin… ******* Q: What do you call a camel without...
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Eat my dust…and forms of communication

February 11, 2014February 10, 2014 mrbarmaster
A grizzled old man was eating in a truck stop when three very large, leathered bikers walked in. The first walked up to the old man, pushed his cigarette into the old man’s pie and then took a s...
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Get our from behind the 8-ball

February 11, 2014February 10, 2014 mrbarmaster
In the billiards world being “behind the eight-ball” refers to being in disadvantageous position on the table.  Your next shot is tenuous because of where your cue ball lies.  In life, t...
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Start the week with a few laughs

February 10, 2014February 9, 2014 mrbarmaster
Two men are sitting next to each other in an Irish-style pub in New York City. They both order pints of Guinness. One of them turns to the other and says “So where are you from, then?” ...
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A port in any storm…

February 9, 2014 mrbarmaster
Port is not for the very young, the vain and the active. It is the comfort of age and the companion of the scholar and the philosopher. -Evelyn Waugh I am neither young, active or vain so it is only f...
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Blondes Do Have More Fun and Some Other Saturday Sillies

February 8, 2014February 8, 2014 mrbarmaster
A guy took his blonde girlfriend to her first football game. They had great seats right behind their team’s bench. After the game, he asked her how she liked the experience. “Oh, I really ...
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Surviving The Ice Storm

February 8, 2014 mrbarmaster
December 2013 Ice Storm Just before Christmas, much of the Toronto area was kneecapped by Mother Nature. I talked to lots of people about how they handled the weather catastrophe and over and over peo...
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