Investing time
The actions of gravity, running water, glaciers, waves and wind act in conjunction to shape our global landscapes – turning proverbial mountains into mole hills. Wind lashes landscapes mo...
Author: mrbarmaster
A mixologist is a cross between parent, psychologist, and priest. I am simply the guy behind the bar willing to listen and advise if asked to.
A wee dram…and no more
Many years ago I discovered this scotch at a steakhouse in Las Vegas. A great run at the blackjack table necessitated the best steak dinner be consumed. In support of my digesting the 50 oz porterhous...
The Godfather!!
A mafia Godfather finds out that his bookkeeper of 20 years, Guido, has cheated him out of $10 million. Guido is deaf which is why he got the job in the first place. The Godfather assumed that since G...
Rolling Snake Eyes
I returned, and saw under the sun, that the race is not to the swift, nor the battle to the strong, neither yet bread to the wise, nor yet riches to men of understanding, nor yet favour to men of skil...
Some Monday Morning Knotty Jokes
A string walked into a bar, hopped on the barstool, and said, “Bartender, gimme a beer.” The bartender said, “I’m sorry, sir, we don’t serve strings here.” Disappoi...
Sunday Funnies…
Guess These Every Day Words 1. F_ _K 2. PU_S_ 3. S_X 4. P_N_S 5. BOO_S 6. _ _NDOM Answers: 1. Fork, 2. Pulse, 3. Six, 4. Pulse, 5. Books, 6. Random ******* This fellow who had spent his whole life i...
Let it snow…
If you live in the northern climes, and own a home and not a condominium you are obligated by nature to occasionally shovel snow. The snowbanks get higher and higher and your frustrati...
The Scene Makers
From my earliest days I have enjoyed taking photographs. A camera provides an instant capture of a moment for later reminiscence. I have taken thousands and thousands of photos over 40 years. The old ...
Read slowly….A joke for Friday Morning
Two sisters, one blonde and one brunette, inherit the family ranch. Unfortunately, after just a few years, they are in financial trouble. In order to keep the bank from repossessing the ranch, they ne...
Life in Moderation
Everything in moderation, comes from ancient Greece and the time of Aristotle. The sage of antiquity posited that finding a balance between excess and deficiency was the best course to take i...