The new doctor during a routine checkup handed an 85-year-old gentleman a small jar and said,“Take this home and bring back a sample tomorrow.” The next day, the old man returned… with the jar s...

Little Johnny, just six years old, came home from school looking flustered and red-faced. His mom, curious as ever, greeted him at the door with a smile. “How was school today, Johnny?” she asked,...

A blonde woman was driving along the highway, about two hours outside San Diego, when she saw a man waving her down. His truck was parked on the shoulder, clearly broken down. As she rolled down her w...

Four older men are walking down a street. They turn a corner and see a sign that says, “Old Timers Bar – ALL drinks 10 cents.” They look at each other and then go in, thinking this i...

AN OLD WOMAN WALKED UP AND TIED HER OLD MULE TO THE HITCHING POST. AS SHE STOOD THERE, BRUSHING SOME OF THE DUST FROM HER FACE AND CLOTHES, A YOUNG GUNSLINGER STEPPED OUT OF THE SALOON WITH A GUN IN O...

There were two men who played golf together frequently. One was several strokes better than the other. The lesser player was very proud, and never wanted to take any strokes to even up the game. One S...

We apologize for the laughter in advance Two dragons walk into a bar. The first one says, “It sure is hot in here.” His friend snaps back, “Shut your mouth!” A screwdriver rolls into a bar. Th...

An amnesiac walks into a bar.He goes up to a beautiful blonde and says, “So, do I come here often?” A weasel walks into a bar. The bartender says, “Wow, I’ve never served a weasel before. What...

A roman guy walks into a bar, raises 2 fingers and says, ” Can I have 5 beers please ? \ Bill Gates walks into a bar and everyone inside becomes a millionaire, on average. And now for our featur...