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A few funnies for the perturbed.

Some Bar Humour!…Laugh if you must!

June 2, 2015November 28, 2019 mrbarmaster

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A roman guy walks into a bar, raises 2 fingers and says, ” Can I have 5 beers please ? \ Bill Gates walks into a bar and everyone inside becomes a millionaire, on average. And now for our featur...
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A little hemlock

May 12, 2015 mrbarmaster

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A guy walks into a bar, orders a drink and stares at if for half an hour. The guy next to him.  A burly, tattoed giant of man grabs the drink fro him and gulps it down slamming the glass down on the ...
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Some Humour!

September 9, 2014September 9, 2014 mrbarmaster

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  A blonde, a brunette and a redhead went into a bar and asked the bartender: Brunette: “I’ll have a B and C.” Bartender:“What is a B and C?”. Brunette: “Bourbon and Coke.” Redhead:...
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A gorilla and turkey and why and alarm is important!!

April 7, 2014 mrbarmaster

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A gorilla walks into a bar and says, “A scotch on the rocks, please.” The gorilla hands the bartender a $10 bill. The bartender thinks to himself, “This gorilla doesn’t know th...
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A Monday Morning Treat

March 10, 2014 mrbarmaster

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A man walks into a a bar, drinks a couple of beers, and prepares to leave. The bartender tells him he owes $8. “But I already paid you. Don’t you remember?” says the customer. “...
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Some Sunday Funnies During The Olympic Gold Medal Hockey Game

February 23, 2014February 22, 2014 mrbarmaster

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  Wayne Gretzky, Mario Lemieux and Steve Yzerman all die and meet in heaven. God is sitting in his chair waiting for them. God says to the three legends, gentleman before I let you in, you must t...
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Some bar humour….

February 17, 2014February 16, 2014 mrbarmaster

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A drunk stammers out of a bar and runs into two priests. He runs up to them and says, Im Jesus Christ. The first priest says, No, son, Im Jesus Christ. So the drunk says it to the second priest. The s...
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Some silliness for hump day!!

February 12, 2014February 12, 2014 mrbarmaster

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21st century kids standing in a museum, looking at a Egyptian mummy with 1227BC written below. 1st kid: What does that mean? 2nd kid: Must be his BBM pin… ******* Q: What do you call a camel without...
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Eat my dust…and forms of communication

February 11, 2014February 10, 2014 mrbarmaster

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A grizzled old man was eating in a truck stop when three very large, leathered bikers walked in. The first walked up to the old man, pushed his cigarette into the old man’s pie and then took a s...
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Start the week with a few laughs

February 10, 2014February 9, 2014 mrbarmaster

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Two men are sitting next to each other in an Irish-style pub in New York City. They both order pints of Guinness. One of them turns to the other and says “So where are you from, then?” ...
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