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A few funnies for the perturbed.

Blondes Do Have More Fun and Some Other Saturday Sillies

February 8, 2014February 8, 2014 mrbarmaster
A guy took his blonde girlfriend to her first football game. They had great seats right behind their team’s bench. After the game, he asked her how she liked the experience. “Oh, I really ...
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The Cat and the Parrot

February 7, 2014February 4, 2014 mrbarmaster
An art connoisseur passed a little grocery in New York when he noticed a kitten on the front step lapping up some milk in a bowl. The cat was mangy with one ear half chewed off and clumps of fur missi...
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Never trust a lawyer!!!

February 6, 2014February 3, 2014 mrbarmaster
A wealthy lawyer was riding in his limousine when he saw two men along the roadside eating grass. Disturbed, he ordered his driver to stop and he got out to investigate. He asked one man, “Why a...
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The Godfather!!

February 4, 2014February 3, 2014 mrbarmaster
A mafia Godfather finds out that his bookkeeper of 20 years, Guido, has cheated him out of $10 million. Guido is deaf which is why he got the job in the first place. The Godfather assumed that since G...
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Some Monday Morning Knotty Jokes

February 3, 2014February 2, 2014 mrbarmaster
A string walked into a bar, hopped on the barstool, and said, “Bartender, gimme a beer.” The bartender said, “I’m sorry, sir, we don’t serve strings here.” Disappoi...
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Sunday Funnies…

February 2, 2014February 1, 2014 mrbarmaster
Guess These Every Day Words 1. F_ _K 2. PU_S_ 3. S_X 4. P_N_S 5. BOO_S 6. _ _NDOM Answers:  1. Fork, 2. Pulse, 3. Six, 4. Pulse, 5. Books, 6. Random ******* This fellow who had spent his whole life i...
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Read slowly….A joke for Friday Morning

January 31, 2014January 31, 2014 mrbarmaster
Two sisters, one blonde and one brunette, inherit the family ranch. Unfortunately, after just a few years, they are in financial trouble. In order to keep the bank from repossessing the ranch, they ne...
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Some Thursday funnies…

January 30, 2014 mrbarmaster
Tom, Dick and Harry went to a party. After the party they returned to the hotel. The hotel was 600 stories high. Unfortunately for them, the elevator was not working. They made a plan for the first 20...
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Forgive me father….

January 29, 2014January 27, 2014 mrbarmaster
A drunk staggers into a Catholic Church, enters a confessional box, sits down but says nothing. The Priest coughs a few times to get his attention but the drunk just sits there. Finally, the Priest po...
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Liquor Lesson

January 28, 2014January 27, 2014 mrbarmaster
A man walks into a bar and orders a 12-year-old scotch. The bartender, believing that the customer will not be able to tell the difference, pours him a shot of the cheap 3-year-old house scotch that h...
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