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A few funnies for the perturbed.

Job Stress

January 26, 2014 mrbarmaster
A passenger in a taxi leaned o … A passenger in a taxi leaned over to ask the driver a question and tapped him on the shoulder. The driver screamed, lost control of the cab, nearly hit a bus, dr...
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The Rich Get Richer….

January 23, 2014January 22, 2014 mrbarmaster
A fellow walked into a bank in New York City asking for a loan for $4000 dollars. “Well, before we lend you the money we are going to need some kind of security” the bank teller said. “No proble...
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Some Pirate Humour—–arrgh!!!

January 21, 2014 mrbarmaster
So, this pirate walks into a bar with a captain’s wheel crammed down the front of his pants and the bartender says, ‘why have you got a captain’s wheel crammed down the front of your pants?’ A...
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Fine Young Irishmen

January 21, 2014January 19, 2014 mrbarmaster
HOW TO SAY CHEERS IN GAELIC! Sláinte (SLAHN-chə) is a word literally translating as “health”[ and is commonly used as a drinking toast in Ireland and Scotland.   An Irishman walks i...
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A monkey walks into the bar!

January 20, 2014January 19, 2014 mrbarmaster
A guy walks into a bar with his pet monkey. He orders a drink, and while he’s drinking, the monkey jumps all over the place, eating everything behind the bar. Then the monkey jumps on to the poo...
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Another Sunday funny!!

January 19, 2014 mrbarmaster
mrbarmasterA mixologist is a cross between parent, psychologist, and priest. I am simply the guy behind the bar willing to listen and advise if asked to.More Posts Follow Me:...
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A few Sunday funnies

January 19, 2014 mrbarmaster
A bear walked into a bar, slapped a $50.00 bill on the bar and ordered a beer. The bartender looked at the $50 bill, then at the bear and said; “I’ll be back in a minute.” He went to...
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OFF BY ONE DAY – BUT WORTH REVISITING

September 20, 2012 mrbarmaster
Yesterday was “International Talk Like a Pirate Day” a great day to celebrate the art of being a buccaneer.  I am not suggesting you take up arms and plunder but rather that you seize the...
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The Mason-Dixon Experience

September 19, 2012September 19, 2012 mrbarmaster
And proud New Englaner walked into a small bar in rural Virginia.  The barkeep recognizing the customer as a northerner asked, “Where dy’all go to school? Harrvardd?” Insulted by th...
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For my golf buddies

September 18, 2012September 18, 2012 mrbarmaster
THE HITMAN One morning, a man approached the first tee, only to find another guy approaching from the other side. They began talking and decided to play 9 holes together. After teeing off, they sat of...
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