A passenger in a taxi leaned o … A passenger in a taxi leaned over to ask the driver a question and tapped him on the shoulder. The driver screamed, lost control of the cab, nearly hit a bus, dr...

A fellow walked into a bank in New York City asking for a loan for $4000 dollars. “Well, before we lend you the money we are going to need some kind of security” the bank teller said. “No proble...

So, this pirate walks into a bar with a captain’s wheel crammed down the front of his pants and the bartender says, ‘why have you got a captain’s wheel crammed down the front of your pants?’ A...

HOW TO SAY CHEERS IN GAELIC! Sláinte (SLAHN-chə) is a word literally translating as “health”[ and is commonly used as a drinking toast in Ireland and Scotland.   An Irishman walks i...

A guy walks into a bar with his pet monkey. He orders a drink, and while he’s drinking, the monkey jumps all over the place, eating everything behind the bar. Then the monkey jumps on to the poo...

mrbarmasterA mixologist is a cross between parent, psychologist, and priest. I am simply the guy behind the bar willing to listen and advise if asked to.More Posts Follow Me:...

A bear walked into a bar, slapped a $50.00 bill on the bar and ordered a beer. The bartender looked at the $50 bill, then at the bear and said; “I’ll be back in a minute.” He went to...

And proud New Englaner walked into a small bar in rural Virginia.  The barkeep recognizing the customer as a northerner asked, “Where dy’all go to school? Harrvardd?” Insulted by th...

THE HITMAN One morning, a man approached the first tee, only to find another guy approaching from the other side. They began talking and decided to play 9 holes together. After teeing off, they sat of...