Category: Bar Jokes
A few funnies for the perturbed.
A grocery list for the wife
A fellow came into a bar and ordered a martini. Before drinking it, he removed the olive and carefully put it into a glass jar. Then he ordered another martini and did the same thing. After an hour, w...
From one of our blog followers
Do Roman paramedics refer to IV’s as “4′s”? If love is blind, why is lingerie so popular? When someone asks you, “A penny for your thoughts,” and you put your two cents in, what happens to...
Gotta Laugh!
A fellow came into a bar and ordered a martini. Before drinking it, he removed the olive and carefully put it into a glass jar. Then he ordered another martini and did the same thing. After an hour, w...
LISTENING TO YOUR BOSS!!!
A bar owner in the Old West has just hired a timid new bartender. The owner of the establishment is giving his new hire some instructions on running the place. He tells the timid man, “If you ev...
In honour of Easter – some teehees
Q: How do bunnies stay healthy? A: Eggercise Q: What has long ears, four legs, and is worn on your head? A: An Easter bunnet! Q: What do you call the Easter Bunny after a hard day’...
A little teehee for the Sunday Reader
A Scotsman, an Englishman and an Irishman are sitting in a bar in New York reminiscing about home. “Back in me pub in Glasgow,” brags the Scotsman, “fer every four pints of stout I o...
Ten years on a deserted island
A man is stranded on a desert island, all alone for ten years. One day, he sees a speck in the horizon. He thinks to himself, “It’s not a ship.” The speck gets a little closer and he...
In the grip of things
After a particularly poor game of golf, a popular club member skipped the clubhouse and started to go home. As he was walking to the parking lot to get his car, a policeman stopped him and asked, R...