Time can bring change! The Kid finally gets it. Well almost! & Buyer Beware

March 23, 2012 mrbarmaster

My last customer the other night has been a regular irregular for twenty-five years. He was a boisterous teen who we ejected from the pool hall every day for being a punk and behaving like one. He was...

The Customer Experience

One last joke for a sunny Thursday afternoon

March 22, 2012 mrbarmaster

A cowboy walked into a bar and ordered a whiskey. When the bartender delivered the drink, the cowboy asked, “Where is everybody?” The bartender replied, “They’ve gone to the ha...

Bar Jokes

Laughter is the best tonic….

March 22, 2012 mrbarmaster

Guy walks into a bar and sits at a table. Tells the waitress, “I’ll have a Bloody Mary and a menu.” When she returns with his drink, he asks “Still servin’ breakfast?R...

Bar Jokes

Three Little Pigs

March 19, 2012 mrbarmaster

One day a little pig walked into a bar. He drank a couple, then got up to leave. he asked the bartender, “Which way to the bathroom?” She answered, “Go down the hall, first door on y...

Bar Jokes

The Caker and His Woodchipper

March 19, 2012 mrbarmaster

A good customer of mine who has managed thru sheer force of personality to make it in with crowd we have nicknamed the Caker. He is by virtue of his birth a purebred, Canadian, right-wing, beer slingi...

The Customer Experience

Happy St. Patrick’s Day

March 17, 2012 mrbarmaster

It is St. Patrick’s Day. A day to inbibe and get your Irish on. The Irish are amongst the funniest people around and they canlaugh with the best. So today we begin with a classic Irish toa...

Bar Jokes

An old bottle of Scotch

March 14, 2012 mrbarmaster

Two Scotsmen had been pals since childhood and had shared everything over the years. One day, Angus won a rare bottle of Scotch in a door prize. Immediately, Jock says “Open it up and we’l...

Bar Jokes

1942 Don Julio

March 3, 2012 mrbarmaster

Just added Don Julio 1942 to our selection of tequilas at the bar. What a brilliant Mexican export. 1942 tickles olfactary nerves aromas of sweet grass and smokey vanilla. On the tip of the tongue it ...

Libations

Dying fo Arts Sake

March 2, 2012 mrbarmaster

An artist asked the gallery owner if there had been any interest in his paintings currently on display. “I’ve got good news and bad news,” the owner replied. “The good news is ...

Bar Jokes

Tic Tock Clock Talk