Do Roman paramedics refer to IV’s as “4′s”? If love is blind, why is lingerie so popular? When someone asks you, “A penny for your thoughts,” and you put your two cents in, what happens to...
A fellow came into a bar and ordered a martini. Before drinking it, he removed the olive and carefully put it into a glass jar. Then he ordered another martini and did the same thing. After an hour, w...
A bar owner in the Old West has just hired a timid new bartender. The owner of the establishment is giving his new hire some instructions on running the place. He tells the timid man, “If you ev...
Recently, a customer dropped by for a pint during the afternoon. He is visually disabled and requires help up and down the stairs of our location. On this particular day when there was no one around...
Q: How do bunnies stay healthy? A: Eggercise Q: What has long ears, four legs, and is worn on your head? A: An Easter bunnet! Q: What do you call the Easter Bunny after a hard day’...
A Scotsman, an Englishman and an Irishman are sitting in a bar in New York reminiscing about home. “Back in me pub in Glasgow,” brags the Scotsman, “fer every four pints of stout I o...
I was raised, not by wolves as some people believe but by caring and nurturing parents and grandparents that taught me to be kind to others and always polite. Two incidents in two days convinced me ...
It will be over in about 14 hours. I feel somehow relieved and a little sad . My forty days of disciplined eating is coming to an end. NO, I am not going gorge like Henry VIII when midnight rolls arou...
A man is stranded on a desert island, all alone for ten years. One day, he sees a speck in the horizon. He thinks to himself, “It’s not a ship.” The speck gets a little closer and he...
After a particularly poor game of golf, a popular club member skipped the clubhouse and started to go home. As he was walking to the parking lot to get his car, a policeman stopped him and asked, R...