A little joke first….because we all need a little laughter everyday. A new guy in town walks into a bar and reads a sign that hangs over the bar. FREE BEER FOR THE PERSON WHO CAN PASS OUR TEST! ...
In this industry, the labour force relies on tipping to supplement what is usually meagre wages. As a customer the tip is not, nor should it ever be obligatory. If the service is good obviously a ...
A variation on an old favourite the Harvey Wallbanger Brass Monkey Cocktail Ingredients 1 oz vodka ½ oz light rum ½ oz Galliano 4 oz orange juice Instructions Combine the vodka, rum and orang...
A man walks into a bar and orders a beer. He takes his first sip and sets it down. While he is looking around the bar, a monkey swings down and steals the pint of beer from him before he is able to st...
My oldest regular patron is in his 90th year. Recently he returned to Europe to celebrate the liberation of the Netherlands during WWII and to visit Vimy Ridge in France where Canadian’s becam...
A priest and a taxi driver both died and went to heaven. St. Peter was at the Pearly gates waiting for them. ‘Come with me’, said St. Peter to the taxi driver. The taxi driver did as he wa...
Origins: From our cyber-experts at wikipedia There is no solid proof who “invented” the Margarita. The most accepted of all stories is that the Margarita was invented in October 1941, ...
So, in about 55 minutes the odometer of my life will roll over to another number. At the tender age of 43 I am officially closer to the present retirement age in Canada (65) than to the age of adult...
A drunk goes into a bar. The bartender tosses him out as he is too drunk. The drunk walks back into the bar. Again, the bartender throws him out for being too drunk. Again the drunk walks into the bar...
A drunk walks into a bar and says to the bartender, “Drinks for all on me. That is including you, bartender.” The bartender follows the man’s order and says, “That will be $42....