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Month: August 2012

Some Weather Observations

August 28, 2012August 28, 2012 mrbarmaster
How do hurricanes see? With one eye! What does a cloud wear under his raincoat? Thunderwear! What type of lightning likes to play sports? Ball lightning! What type of cloud is so lazy, because it will...
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The Art of the Tip

August 28, 2012 mrbarmaster
Recently I read an article about tipping procedures in some Vermont communities near the Canadian border. The staff and management were “fed up” with the perceived cheapness of visitors fr...
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If the shoe fits?

August 25, 2012August 25, 2012 mrbarmaster
Patron:   My wife says I don’t do enough around the house.  I’m tired after work and on the weekend I just want to sit around. Barkeep:  If the shoe fits then you must wear it.   ...
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Murphy’s lesser known jokes!!

August 25, 2012 mrbarmaster
Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear bright until you hear them speak. He who laughs last, thinks slowest. Change is inevitable, except from a vending machine. Those who liv...
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Asking the right questions….

August 24, 2012August 23, 2012 mrbarmaster
The cowboy lay sprawled across three entire seats in the posh theatre. When the usher came by and noticed this he whispered to the cowboy, “Sorry, sir, but you’re only allowed one seat....
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Regrets I’ve had a few…..Think before you pose

August 23, 2012August 23, 2012 mrbarmaster
As an administrator of various social media windows I am barraged by email and messages regarding some of our posted material. At some of our venues we have professional photographers on busy nights t...
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Ah the married life…..

August 23, 2012August 22, 2012 mrbarmaster
A guy decides to take off work early from work and go drinking. He stays in the bar until it closes at 2 in the morning, at which time he is extremely drunk. When he gets back to his house, he doesn&#...
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Your wish is my command….

August 22, 2012 mrbarmaster
A man walks into a bar – bar joke A man walks up to the bar with an ostrich behind him, and as he sits, the bartender asks for their order. The man says, “I’ll have a beer” and...
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The importance of communication in the workplace

August 22, 2012August 21, 2012 mrbarmaster
Tickle Me Elmo: There is a factory in Northern Minnesota which makes the Tickle Me Elmo toys. The toy laughs when you tickle it under the arms. Well, Lena is hired at The Tickle Me Elmo factory and sh...
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A gift for mom

August 21, 2012August 21, 2012 mrbarmaster
Three sons left home, went out on their own and prospered. Getting back together, they discussed the gifts they were able to give their elderly mother. The first said, “I built a big house for o...
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