Some Sunday Funnies During The Olympic Gold Medal Hockey Game

February 23, 2014February 22, 2014 mrbarmaster

Wayne Gretzky, Mario Lemieux and Steve Yzerman all die and meet in heaven. God is sitting in his chair waiting for them. God says to the three legends, gentleman before I let you in, you must t...

Bar Jokes

A Classy Dame and Cocktail Lesson

February 18, 2014February 18, 2014 mrbarmaster

Many years ago, in a bar, far, far away an elderly lady taught me everything I needed to know about being a mixologist. It was a slow, Sunday afternoon in the middle of a hot July. I had barely opened...

Some bar humour….

February 17, 2014February 16, 2014 mrbarmaster

A drunk stammers out of a bar and runs into two priests. He runs up to them and says, Im Jesus Christ. The first priest says, No, son, Im Jesus Christ. So the drunk says it to the second priest. The s...

Bar Jokes

All in a days work…

February 16, 2014February 16, 2014 mrbarmaster

Pool player on phone: Is there a tournament today? Petrinas: What makes you think there is a tournament? Pool player on phone: Well I read your flyer and it says there is a tournament at 11:00 Petrina...

Relax – It’s Just a Raw Steak

February 13, 2014February 12, 2014 mrbarmaster

On a recent dinner date with my lovely wife we were confronted by and incorrectly cooked steak. A half-bloodied slab of meat was placed before my wife whose choice of steak is normally medium to wel...

The Customer Experience

Some silliness for hump day!!

February 12, 2014February 12, 2014 mrbarmaster

21st century kids standing in a museum, looking at a Egyptian mummy with 1227BC written below. 1st kid: What does that mean? 2nd kid: Must be his BBM pin… ******* Q: What do you call a camel without...

Bar Jokes

Eat my dust…and forms of communication

February 11, 2014February 10, 2014 mrbarmaster

A grizzled old man was eating in a truck stop when three very large, leathered bikers walked in. The first walked up to the old man, pushed his cigarette into the old man’s pie and then took a s...

Bar Jokes

Get our from behind the 8-ball

February 11, 2014February 10, 2014 mrbarmaster

In the billiards world being “behind the eight-ball” refers to being in disadvantageous position on the table. Your next shot is tenuous because of where your cue ball lies. In life, t...

Life Comments

Start the week with a few laughs

February 10, 2014February 9, 2014 mrbarmaster

Two men are sitting next to each other in an Irish-style pub in New York City. They both order pints of Guinness. One of them turns to the other and says “So where are you from, then?” ...

Bar Jokes

A port in any storm…

February 9, 2014 mrbarmaster

Port is not for the very young, the vain and the active. It is the comfort of age and the companion of the scholar and the philosopher. -Evelyn Waugh I am neither young, active or vain so it is only f...

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The Musings of a Mixologist

Month: February 2014